Dear Boston

I hear you play the Capitals tomorrow. Including that Ovechkin guy. Now, I know he’s quite good but pretty please with a cherry on top check the shit out of him and don’t let him score any points. We really want Hanky Sedin to win the scoring lead. He along with his delightful twin gave $1.5 million to the Children’s hospital. Ovechkin probably has a bed made of $1.5 million. We gave you Cam Neely for like pretty much a girl’s hair scrunchie. I mean OUCH, right? That pain is still so fresh. We also birthed you the wonderful and violent Milan Lucic. So, in a way you kind of owe us really. I know you’re playing back to back and it’s the end of the season but if you keep Ovechkin scoreless tomorrow we’ll be much obliged and incredibly appreciative. Hugs and kisses.

Love Vancouver

PS: That Bruins Bear is HILARIOUS!

PPS: Yellow and black makes you look devastatingly handsome.

10 Responses

  1. Fun fact: you can attribute Lucic back to the Canucks care of the Neely trade.

    Someone made a post a while ago about how it’s the trade that keeps on giving. Go hunting for it. πŸ˜‰

  2. Fun fact: you can attribute Lucic back to the Canucks care of the Neely trade.

    Someone made a post a while ago about how it’s the trade that keeps on giving. Go hunting for it. πŸ˜‰

  3. Cornelius Hardenbergh says:

    Devestatingly handsome, you say? I’ll call ovechkin, tell him to lay off.

  4. Richard Loat says:

    The mapped out trade of how Neely’s linked to Lucic is here – http://hfboards.ca/showpost.php?p=20964599&postcount=48

  5. Cornelius Hardenbergh says:

    Devestatingly handsome, you say? I’ll call ovechkin, tell him to lay off.

  6. Richard Loat says:

    The mapped out trade of how Neely’s linked to Lucic is here – http://hfboards.ca/showpost.php?p=20964599&postcount=48

  7. I got a graphic of the Neely trade on the old site:

    http://canuckshockey.blogspot.com/2008/06/glen-wesley-retires-and-how-he-still.html

    But hey… at least we got Yan Stastny in our organization now. 😐

  8. I got a graphic of the Neely trade on the old site:

    http://canuckshockey.blogspot.com/2008/06/glen-wesley-retires-and-how-he-still.html

    But hey… at least we got Yan Stastny in our organization now. 😐

  9. Marlaine says:

    Obviously the Bruins loved your letter! Good work!

  10. Marlaine says:

    Obviously the Bruins loved your letter! Good work!

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