I hear you play the Capitals tomorrow. Including that Ovechkin guy. Now, I know he’s quite good but pretty please with a cherry on top check the shit out of him and don’t let him score any points. We really want Hanky Sedin to win the scoring lead. He along with his delightful twin gave $1.5 million to the Children’s hospital. Ovechkin probably has a bed made of $1.5 million. We gave you Cam Neely for like pretty much a girl’s hair scrunchie. I mean OUCH, right? That pain is still so fresh. We also birthed you the wonderful and violent Milan Lucic. So, in a way you kind of owe us really. I know you’re playing back to back and it’s the end of the season but if you keep Ovechkin scoreless tomorrow we’ll be much obliged and incredibly appreciative. Hugs and kisses.
PS: That Bruins Bear is HILARIOUS!
PPS: Yellow and black makes you look devastatingly handsome.