Nov 242013
 
Photo credit: Reuters

Photo credit: Reuters

One night after handily defeating the Columbus Blue Jackets 6-2, the Vancouver Canucks were seemingly in control of their matchup vs. the Chicago Blackhawks last night.  The game was a fast-paced affair and while both sides traded decent chances, Roberto Luongo was extremely sharp.

Then, in the blink of eye, the Blackhawks potted two quick third-period goals and the Canucks fell into a hole from which they couldn’t climb out of.

The time between the two goals?  Nine seconds.

It was shocking, disappointing, and disheartening.  Despite a valiant effort for the rest of the game, the Canucks couldn’t solve Corey Crawford and lost by a familiar 2-1 score.

I’ve compiled some other things that can happen quickly in this new CHB Top 10:  The Top 10 Things You Can Accomplish in 9 Seconds:

10: Compose a tweet asking for submissions to the CHB Top 10.

9: “The Blackhawks can almost win two Stanley Cups!” – submitted by @puckjim

8:  “Win a hockey game…if you’re Chicago.” – submitted by @MitchEmDee

7: Finish 69.2% of your first shift with the Canucks…if you’re Mats Sundin (his first-ever shift with the team was 13 seconds long).

6: “Draw a straight line. Oh wait, does erasing count for 2 seconds?”  – submitted by @elmeebaterina

5: Set the world record for the 100 metre race.

4: “Have me play a better shift than Zack Kassian… and I can’t skate.” – submitted by @jasonclowers24

3: “Listen to Jonathan Toews without falling asleep.” – submitted by @wronsweeney

2: Complete one speed stacking cycle – if you’re Jacob Imoo (see video below).

1:  “Make a baby (brown chicken brown cow).” – submitted by @geoff_heith

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