CHB’s Top 10 Reasons Why Mike Komisarek Was Crying

Mike Komisarek acting like a baby

Mike Komisarek acting like a baby

Halfway through the Canucks 3-2 win over the Hurricanes in Carolina on Sunday, Brad Richardson and Mike Komisarek exchanged slashes in front of the Carolina net before Richardson dropped his gloves in anticipation of a fight.

Unfortunately, Komisarek had other plans. In a move some might call brilliant and others might call cowardly, the Carolina defenseman kept his gloves on and Richardson was left shaking his head on the way to the penalty box to serve a minor penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Canucks fans were enraged, as was Kevin Bieksa on the Canucks’ bench. This wasn’t the first time that Komisarek pulled this kind of tactic, as I was reminded by @DimFilipovic:

Well at least Komisarek dropped his gloves and engaged (before getting beaten up).

The cameras cut to Komisarek taunting and making cry baby faces at the Canucks bench, providing me with this screen cap and tweet:

— Clay Imoo (@CanuckClay) December 1, 2013

The picture was too good to pass up, and with the ease of Twitter, I knew I had my new CHB Top 10.

Thus, here are the Top 10 Reasons Why Mike Komisarek was Crying:

HM:  “He just realized he plays for Carolina.” – submitted by @thelights17

HM:  “He just wants more power play time.” – submitted by @Savyl91l

HM:  “He knows he can’t even score on a 2 man advantage.” – submitted by @brittca

10:  “He just got the last “your momma” joke someone made at his expense.” – submitted by @cherry_grant

9:  “To become an internet meme so the coaches will remember he exists.” – submitted by @simonwils

8:  “Someone took his sweet roll.” – submitted by @SDelarg

7:  “He’s missing Ron Burgandy commentating on TSN.” – submitted by @MikeVersace1

6:  “He didn’t make the Carolina Hurricanes cheerleading squad. #dealwithitprincess” – submitted by @HarmonyForseth

5:  “He saw his face in the glass behind the bench.” – submitted by @Lestat774

4:  “Because of whatever the trainer standing right behind him is doing.” – submitted by @Rozzy80

3:  “He smelt his glove.” – submitted by @613SportsChick

2:  “Bieksa won’t give him his Tonka truck back.” – submitted by @LorrieForseth

1:  “He lost his binkie when he shot off his mouth.” – submitted by @Aviewfromabroad


Clay Imoo

Clay Imoo is a Canucks season ticket member and creator of Canucks parody songs. He is a co-host of the C4 podcast and writer of Things That Make You Go Hmmm and CHB's Top 10. More importantly, he is a husband and father.

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  1. Maybe he squirted some water in his eye and needed his mommy to kiss him better?

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