He’s our goalie for life, yo

And I couldn’t be happier. Terrible game against Chicago aside, the man is bad ass. He’s committed, the Sedins are on board, and Gillis is doing whatever he can. The defence is re-stacked (I think I just made that word up), our baybee prospect cupboard is now respectable, I have a newly declared Canucks boyfren, and Welly lost 18 pounds and will henceforth be known as Kate Moss. The Canucks are ready to ROCK YOUR WORLD, bishes!!!1

Now go have a drink in Luongo’s honour. Make sure it tastes like delicious kick saves.