Caption this: Canucks win, Habs fans pissed

Oct 082009

The Vancouver Sun printed this hilarious picture from last night’s Canucks win against the Habs. Caption it and we’ll give away another pair of tickets for Saturday’s Open Practice; these tickets are in section 111, row 4 – that’s four rows from the ice.

Post your caption in the comments; if you’d much rather tweet it, use the hashtag #CHB. I know it’s hard considering the nature of the photo, but please try to keep your caption somewhat PG-13.

I’ll keep this contest open until noon tomorrow.

[update: October 9, 2009, 12:58 PM]

And the winner of these Open Practice tickets is… Naomi!

Thanks to everyone for your creative comments!

LUUUUU-not-LOOOOOSE (:

* All are cheering *
Habs Fan: Damn you midget .. Paid such a high ‘Price’ to watch this .. >>
SHOOT ME ALREADY. this is making me look so bad next to this sexy babe .. F …
*Middle Finger*
i knew i should have worn my Toronto jersey ! I’m bandwagonning with the Laffs now ! Hmph . ARGHHHHHH !

not sure if this is what i’m suppose to be writing … i’d tried to keep this PG13 with just the letter “F”
Wish i can get my hands on those tickets .. never been to a season game or practice ):
LUUUUU-not-LOOOOOSE (:

* All are cheering *
Habs Fan: Damn you midget .. Paid such a high ‘Price’ to watch this .. >>
SHOOT ME ALREADY. this is making me look so bad next to this sexy babe .. F …
*Middle Finger*
i knew i should have worn my Toronto jersey ! I’m bandwagonning with the Laffs now ! Hmph . ARGHHHHHH !

not sure if this is what i’m suppose to be writing … i’d tried to keep this PG13 with just the letter “F”
Wish i can get my hands on those tickets .. never been to a season game or practice ):
Ron

I’ve had it! Shoot me right here!
Ron

I’ve had it! Shoot me right here!
Kevin

Is this a random draw as well? Or a win by the best caption?

[If I win, I won't go... but I'll let my sister take my father. Please make a dream come true for a 62 year-old man.]

Caption 1:
“Les Fans Canadiens: 100 Years of Flipping the Bird in Stadiums Across North America”

Caption 2:
“… and it was a wonderful time for all in attendance.”

Caption 3:
“Red: This season’s color of choice by angry hockey fans.”

Caption 4:
“Exhibit A. Photo taken prior to hot-dog-up-the-hockey-fan’s-arse incident on Thursday night in Vancouver hockey arena.”

Caption 5:
“Hugging men angers crowd of one.”
Kevin

Is this a random draw as well? Or a win by the best caption?

[If I win, I won't go... but I'll let my sister take my father. Please make a dream come true for a 62 year-old man.]

Caption 1:
“Les Fans Canadiens: 100 Years of Flipping the Bird in Stadiums Across North America”

Caption 2:
“… and it was a wonderful time for all in attendance.”

Caption 3:
“Red: This season’s color of choice by angry hockey fans.”

Caption 4:
“Exhibit A. Photo taken prior to hot-dog-up-the-hockey-fan’s-arse incident on Thursday night in Vancouver hockey arena.”

Caption 5:
“Hugging men angers crowd of one.”
Anthony

101 years of hating anything in blue.
or
Front row ticket: $250, Habs Jersey: $200, Habs Toque: $30, pre game Poutine: $6.50 immortalizing your teams embarrassment: Priceless
or
Hell with this which way to the golf course?
Anthony

101 years of hating anything in blue.
or
Front row ticket: $250, Habs Jersey: $200, Habs Toque: $30, pre game Poutine: $6.50 immortalizing your teams embarrassment: Priceless
or
Hell with this which way to the golf course?
Naomi

“Hockey fans mimic theater masks.”

“Confused Canucks fan in white jersey calls for high-sticking.”
Naomi

“Hockey fans mimic theater masks.”

“Confused Canucks fan in white jersey calls for high-sticking.”
Kevin

Raymond: “Christian, I don’t care what Habs fans think of our love. You are the wind beneath my wings!”
Kevin

Raymond: “Christian, I don’t care what Habs fans think of our love. You are the wind beneath my wings!”
Kevin

JJ, the two Kevins are different. So, if one of us is lucky enough to have won, please specify which!
Kevin

JJ, the two Kevins are different. So, if one of us is lucky enough to have won, please specify which!
Ryan

Canucks fan: “10 bucks says that they hug”
Habs fan: “No way they do. I’m thinking more of a fist-pound.”
……
Habs fan: “You’ve got to be #%$&ing kidding me!”
Canucks fan: “WOOOOO! 10 bucks!”
Ryan

Canucks fan: “10 bucks says that they hug”
Habs fan: “No way they do. I’m thinking more of a fist-pound.”
……
Habs fan: “You’ve got to be #%$&ing kidding me!”
Canucks fan: “WOOOOO! 10 bucks!”
Fletch

Caption:
Waldo est fâché.
Fletch

Caption:
Waldo est fâché.
Sharon

Erhoff: Raymond, I just can’t quit you! *tackles*

Fan reaction was a mix of jubilation and jealousy. Rumour has it the Habs fan “saw Raymond first.”
Sharon

Erhoff: Raymond, I just can’t quit you! *tackles*

Fan reaction was a mix of jubilation and jealousy. Rumour has it the Habs fan “saw Raymond first.”
Jeff

“Unfortunately, this was not the first time the Habs fan had witnessed his defense get embarassed by a chip-along-the-boards, hard drive-to-the-net goal on Carey Price.”
Jeff

“Unfortunately, this was not the first time the Habs fan had witnessed his defense get embarassed by a chip-along-the-boards, hard drive-to-the-net goal on Carey Price.”
Sandy

Habs fan, not as impressed with Ehrhoff’s play
Sandy

Habs fan, not as impressed with Ehrhoff’s play
LUUUUU-not-LOOOOOSE (:

guy in white skates jersey:
YEEWEAH RAYMOONNNDD
girl: OOOOO OOOOO OOOO YEEEEEAH.
guy in blue … WOOOOOOT !!!! wait wtf, that guy wearing the Habs jersey looks like SOB … ==
the hell !?
montreal: DAMNIT i’m done with this wagon ! ; in mind: “onto the westcoast canucks !!”

it’s like next game you see the same guy wearing the STARS JERSEY ? LOLL
maybe even a canuck jersey
LUUUUU-not-LOOOOOSE (:

guy in white skates jersey:
YEEWEAH RAYMOONNNDD
girl: OOOOO OOOOO OOOO YEEEEEAH.
guy in blue … WOOOOOOT !!!! wait wtf, that guy wearing the Habs jersey looks like SOB … ==
the hell !?
montreal: DAMNIT i’m done with this wagon ! ; in mind: “onto the westcoast canucks !!”

it’s like next game you see the same guy wearing the STARS JERSEY ? LOLL
maybe even a canuck jersey
http://badbillyisbad.blogspot.com/ Brian Cooke

Hab fan= I bet I look really stupid in this jersey right now….

Canuck fan= Yeah ,..you do…. Take the jersey off and we can some ass wipe out of it……
http://badbillyisbad.blogspot.com/ Brian Cooke

Hab fan= I bet I look really stupid in this jersey right now….

Canuck fan= Yeah ,..you do…. Take the jersey off and we can some ass wipe out of it……
Travis

“Oh man, if this glass wasn’t holding me back I would totally kick both their asses…”

or

“Montreal Canadiens fans: What we lack in class we make up for in tough gangster attitude”
Travis

“Oh man, if this glass wasn’t holding me back I would totally kick both their asses…”

or

“Montreal Canadiens fans: What we lack in class we make up for in tough gangster attitude”
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habs fan

As the guy wearing the Habs jersey i admit that game was embarrasing, however i can safely say that any wit or originality coming from you brain dead hicks is as likely as the canucks making it past the second round of the playoffs. Look out guys, i think i see Luongo psyching himself out again and letting in 6 goals and vinny the rat incorporating another mediocre second line….faced!
habs fan

As the guy wearing the Habs jersey i admit that game was embarrasing, however i can safely say that any wit or originality coming from you brain dead hicks is as likely as the canucks making it past the second round of the playoffs. Look out guys, i think i see Luongo psyching himself out again and letting in 6 goals and vinny the rat incorporating another mediocre second line….faced!

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