From everyone here at CHB, we’d just like to wish you all a happy, healthy and Merry Christmas.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Gillis snipping at Pratt and the Moj,
Yuletide carols, “Win Da Turd”, sung by a choir,
Blackhawks are the team we hate the most.
Everybody knows a turkey and it’s a team from Toronto,
Help to make the season bright.
Sedin, Sedin and Burrows with their eyes all aglow,
Made it hard for Mathieu Garon to sleep tonight.
Bieksa knows that Sami Salo’s on his way;
He’s loaded lots of band aids and crutches on his sleigh.
Shorty and Garrett, Lee and Weekes, opposing ‘D’ cry,
“Kesler, Raymond and Tambellini can really fly.”
And so I’m offering this simple phrase,
To Canucks fans from Manny, Hammer and Lou,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you