Tagged: funnery

I don’t hold with them new-fangled statistics like plus/minus or Corsi ratings. Why should numbers be privileged over letters? A player’s name is the best way of revealing his essence — short of cutting him open, of course. Rearranging the letters of a few Canucks’ names can reveal truth you’ll never find in a spreadsheet. Meditate on these anagrams. Daniel Sedin: Linden’s idea “Good thinking, Trevor. So, to recap, I’ll send you to the Islanders for Brian McCabe, whom my succesor will trade to get the other Sedin twin.” Henrik Sedin: Heed in rinks! Outside the arena, you can safely...

From everyone here at CHB, we’d just like to wish you all a happy, healthy and Merry Christmas. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Gillis snipping at Pratt and the Moj, Yuletide carols, “Win Da Turd”, sung by a choir, Blackhawks are the team we hate the most. Everybody knows a turkey and it’s a team from Toronto, Help to make the season bright. Sedin, Sedin and Burrows with their eyes all aglow, Made it hard for Mathieu Garon to sleep tonight. Bieksa knows that Sami Salo’s on his way; He’s loaded lots of band aids and crutches on his...

Coming of their finest performance of the season during the Canucks vs. Leafs game on Saturday, The Green Men went on Puck Daddy Radio yesterday and talked about their taunts, antics, waffles and Vince Vaughn. In case you missed it:

In the wake of Halloween there are always an abundance of fan made pumpkins, some good and some not so good. I’ve never had the skill nor the inclination to tackle a pumpkin let alone to brand it Canucks but there are some folks out there with significantly more drive and talent than I, and they have some pretty cool pumpkins to share. This first one comes from @transcendswebs who manages to tackle the hardest Canucks logo and make it look good on a pumpkin. Kudos sir. Next up we have Gemma Davis who’s attempted to recreate one of the...

While I don’t want to give the shootout any serious consideration in the offseason, I notice the Canucks starting roster looks like it will once again lack a shootout specialist. Last season, six different Canucks were picked to do the shootout; this season, two of those players – Kyle Wellwood and Pavol Demitra – are no longer with the team. I’m sure Malhotra and Torres will get a look in the shootout. Torres has decent career numbers and Malhotra has the ability to score in the clutch. Tambellini has the best shootout numbers of all the new comers having scored...